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Hello, I have a suggestion for a possible story. It's called "Shrek vs. Fiona! The Battle of the Belch!" and is based off of the computer game where Shrek and Princess Fiona have a burping contest.

I even have some dialogue that you can use:

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Let it all out! Burp the longest and you win!

The Magic Mirror acts as the announcer

“This is the belching showdown of the century! Shrek and Fiona are our belch contenders. It required excellent stomach control to make the burp last as long as possible. Best two out of three rounds will name the winner. May the best belcher win!”

“Each burp will be measured on the Burp-o-meter” (a device similar to the indicator unit for the fuel gauge of a car.)

“The longer one burps the longer it will take for the meter to be depleted. If one belches long and powerful enough, then the burp-o-meter will brake.”

“It also indicates the amount of gas in the contestants’ bellies. "F" on the right indicates a full tank and the needle points to "E" on the left when it’s empty. To further specify, the burp-o-meter is split up into three colors; on the right is green, marking a high gas level, at the middle is yellow, marking a low gas level, and on the left is red, marking a critical reserve gas level. With the proper use of abdominal muscles, breathing techniques, and timing, it’s possible to emit a beastly belch while remaining in the green zone until the meter breaks. If where lucky, maybe we’ll get to see it!”



“Coming up first at 7’0” and 300 lbs with a burp record of 5 minutes is the Ogre All-Star: Shrek!”

“Round 1 Ready! Set! Burp!”

“Next up at 6’4” and 220 lbs with a burp record of 8 minutes is the Dazzling Damsel: Fiona!”

“Let’s see what our distinguished pair of judges think about that last effort. Donkey???”

Donkey holds up a wooden sign with his name written at the top in green and the score number below it in white.

“Ok, and what do you think about our last contestant, Puss in Boots?”

Puss then holds up his own sign with his name and score.

After adding up the numbers and dividing by the number of judges, they hold a third sign giving the combined score.

“Now, it’s your opponent’s turn, so sit back and enjoy! (Just try not to get any of it on you!!!)”



Based on those scores, the winner of Round 1 is…

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If someone wants to, then you can do it.
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